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2006-09-26 03:33:08

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YOU HAVE NOW ENTERED AN AREA WHERE YOUR EVERY MOTION, EVERY WORD, EVERY THOUGHT WILL BE TURNED AGIANST YOU. YOUR PSYCHE WILL EMERGE SCARRED OR YOU MAY SIMPLY CURL UP INTO A LITTLE BALL AND SHAKE IN THE CORNER. YOU HAVE ENTERED THE ARENA OF...

CHAOTIC INSULTS

Welcome! This location is a fairly large room with padded walls, no furniture, and a padded floor and celing. Before entering, you changed into a simple jumpsuit, checked in all weapons, and consented to have padding placed on your hands, feet and head.

Since you are now incapable of harming each other physically, it is time to scar and torture each other mentally. Let the insults flow!

The only rule here is that you label your insults with a link to your house, now go *beep* yourselves, you prison rejects!

[cobi] strides into the room “you call this place ‘chaotic'? the air in here stinks of conviviality! Your insults resemble compliments of the highest degree.[Nimune], You call [Vode] a slime ball, yet you yourself were conceived in a cocoon! You lecture about degrading society, when you know damn well that any attempt to degrade you would only be another compliment, for you are not worth the time of typing or the breath of speech! Calling you a bastard will have to be followed by a thorough apology to all bastards. Naming you an ugly fart would promote Sadam Husain to ‘prince charming'. And [Our Lady of Sorrow], don't you think we have graduated first grade? That poor insult is one a child would stop using right before he accomplished not wetting his bed at night. Oh, I'm sorry, is that a sensitive subject?”

[Phadrus] Speaks up from the corner where he has been watching the idiocy for some time now. "Hey Cobi, I have a message from your doctor. He told you to keep the thinking to a minimum, and to keep the mediocre insults short."

[cobi] walks over to the “idiots corner” and gives [Phadrus] a sharp look “ I will have to wash my eyes later after such a horrible sight.” [cobi] takes another look, carefully “ I assume you simply misunderstood my doctor, for misconception is obviously a habit of yours, being the god of dreams and all that. What the doctor meant was that I should keep my thoughts from the minimal minded and ignore the mediocre for they are short of intellect – now I know who he was referring to.”

[Phadrus] looks back up at ugly incarnate,[cobi]
"It is unfortunate indeed that you have no eyes to speak of and instead have to try to detect people by feeling them up with your insectile anttenae. I wish I were the God of Dreams that way I could do my small service to the world and the get the children of the world to stop screaming Bloody Murder when they see your face in their nightmares. It was vastly unfortunate that you had your head cramed to up your bum at the doctors office or else you would have heard the doctor say that even a Medicore intellect is far to much for your infantile brain to handle."

[cobi] takes a piss then notices it wasn't a toilet but rather [Phadrus] open mouth. “ At first I thought I should apologize for pissing on you, but taking a look at your deformed figure I guessed I'll wait for God to apologize first. The reason I am blaming him is for what you say of yourself, I quote (this is written clearly in your miserable dwelling)“ I belong in the seventh level of hell” – well, couldn't God simply keep you put. Leashing you upon humanity is worse than the Deluge flung upon earth in Noa's days or the existence of cataclysms. And that was only referring to you existence. I mean, if you actually think (I seriously doubt you are capable of the sort) that all beings are like you – insect antennae and all – then you must get out of that cesspool of yours more often. Of course that would be a problem for you – mainly at day time – for you would probably be hunted down at sight, and sent to the museum for the unexplained for closer examination.”

[Phadrus] being smart enouph to not stand in the arc of urine heading toward his head laughs as [cobi] instead urinates all over himself proving that he is dumber then the common mutt who knows how to not soil himself and lets the amusing (if not unexpected sight) speak for him.

[Nimune]: Despite the obvious lack of maturity present in this wiki, I must apologize to any and all followers (however few there are) for the disgustingness and perversity of both [cobi] and [Phadrus] not only is their spelling and grammar very much in question, their sexual urges are too. I, by the writing of my own rules, cannot evict either of them, (and I wouldn't anyway, we all need something to laugh at every now and then) but I invite every moron with a mediocre level of literary skill to rain disparaging comments on these two prime examples of human sewage.

[Phadrus] finally deeming insects worthy of his attention adresses him without bothering to look at the grotesque form. " [Nimune], the Lord of Slander, returns from his week long coma in the sewage tank. How long until you decend again?"

[Our Lady of Sorrow] laughs. you would know that. you are the only one who actually goes down there.

[Phadrus] bows to [Our Lady of Sorrow], "I only go to escape your visage."

It's interesting how between all of these "insult" pages, things get completely overused or plainly ridiculous. Ugly, fat, and stupid seem to be restated every other sentence. I'd think with so many obviously creative and intellectual beings that there'd be some sort of variety? [bloodlust0202]

“Well, [bloodlust0202], I guess your right. I mean, who cares about their intelligence or their outer appearance after all? I assume we could slander some other qualities. Lets take you for example; you have the self-confidence of a deer in the lion’s den; the artistic ability of a deranged rat and your fiercest enemy seems to be a jigsaw puzzle. I guess disparaging your outer appearance or the capability of your intellect would be trivial in comparison to your mental stature. A little girl in search for a piece of mind and in constant fear of loss; always in doubt and search of meaning and affection – if I hadn’t known better I would say you have the personality of a female street mutt on a rainy day. You see, not one bad word about your lousy appearance and poor intellect. I, [cobi] salute you, [bloodlust0202] the misguided.”

Touche, [cobi]. Your honesty is much appreciated and, although brutal, expected from one who musn't be very secure in themselves to have to insult a person for their observations. I believe your analysis of my identity issues would fit almost every teen whether they are willing to admit it or not. What seems odd to me is that a 22 year old man with exceptional artistic ability and obvious confidence would need to fill their time spewing hatred at a 15 year old girl? [bloodlust0202]

[Nimune]: Ah, the fifteen year old girl misunderstands... how typical. You see, [cobi] is not, in reality, directing any hatred or animosity towards you; he is eschewing opinions that would make the most level headed psychiatrist arch an eyebrow in dissaproval. He is merely expressing his frustration of being incapable of procreating (or the initial act of), because of his rather odd overseas commitment.

I'm certainly glad that with your four years of superiority you could clarify that for me [Nimune]. And although I'm sure your life revolves around sex, in order to validate yourself, it's rather bold to assume others share your obsession. [bloodlust0202]

[Nimune]*Slaps her* Come now, we must all have a well rounded diet of peversity! If you deny it, you are merely deluding yourself and trying to conform to 'higher' codes of western conduct. You know, the one where religious fanatics literally get away with rape?

*[bloodlust0202] rubs her reddened cheek* True enough. But I like to imagine sometimes that people are civalized enough to not get sexually frusterated so much that they lash out at others. And I would hardly agree that a church rapist could qualify as a true "religious fanatic" and I was under the impression that those people didn't get away with it anyway. I could be wrong though *shrugs.*

"Obviously." [Beautiful Mess] glances up from a copy of 'The Advocate'. "Though this isn't a new concept to you, I'd imagine. I have to agree with [Nimune], it seems to me that you're clinging to pseudo-moral 'highground' that's been so ingrained in you that you cling to what you refer to as 'conventional thinking' like some kind of damned security blanket. The rest of us simply call it 'trite.'" He hands [bloodlust0202] a dictionary. "Look that one up, dear, I wouldn't want you to embarrass yourself. While your at it, look up 'free will' and 'self awareness' because obviously those are concepts which you also may have heard of in theory but fail to grasp on the whole. You may also want to take a look in a history book now and then to find out how successful such 'moral fiber' has been in the past of mankind. If you insist on following 'western philosophy' (which I personally consider an oxymoron) then you might want to actually brush up."

ATTN: ALL PARTICIPANTS
REMEMBER THE RULE!

OK, all, here's the old shit. Grin.
Even more old shit here.
Ohhh yeah, you got old shit 3 right here, baby!

[Shade Wolf]: Fuck you bitch(no offense)!

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: NO in the page not in the comments geez

[SAHS]: lol. I don't see why we can't have some friendly fun in the comments... ::pouts::

[Shade Wolf]: I'm j/k.

[cobi]: the reason we can't insult in the comments is because this is where we get to be nice ;-D

[SAHS]: but what if we don't want to? ;_;

[Shade Wolf]: Yes you are adopted son,wash my car!

[cobi]: not befor i get my allowance, dad.

[Shade Wolf]: Here's $5.

[cobi]: gee, thanks. consider the carwashed *fills a bucket with paint and heads for shade wolf's car*

[Shade Wolf]: LOl.

[SAHS]: ::grabs the bucket and dumps it over cobi's head:: =P

[cobi]: hey, this is a conspiracy! *fills his hands with mud and aims at willo for perfect retaliation, and....throws" bullseye!!

[SAHS]: YAY MUDWRESTLING! ::tackes cobi and wrestles with him in the mud:: =P

[cobi]: now this is what i call fun *picks willow in the air and slams her into the now large pool of mud conjered for the event*

[SAHS]: ::smushes mud into cobi's mouth:: =P

[cobi]: spits the mud into willows eyes and throws candy at her to make her choclate cookie look, a perfect one.

[SAHS]: ::eats some candy and shoves the rest up cobi's nose:: =P and dont sneeze it in my face, cause... I'm gone!! ::runs away and is gone::

[cobi]: casts a "conjer wall" spell to block willows escape, then after she bangs into it, turns the wall to liquidy mud that collapses onto her

[Shade Wolf]: *fills bucket with nitro glicerine(sp) and "washes" Cobi's car*

[cobi]: cobi, anticipating the explosion, parks his car next to shade wolfs, cnd flees the scene.

[Shade Wolf]: Pour gasoline on car and sets it on fire.

[cobi]: cobi warms his hands on the conflagration befor him and wonders if shade wolf intends to reply to the diagnosis [cobi] has presented on the wiki

[Shade Wolf]: *No I won't stoop to your level*

[cobi]: then try to rise to it ;-D

[Shade Wolf]: Don't wear out that joke it's an antique.

[cobi]: i was not joking;-D

[Shade Wolf]: ;-P

[Plunderbunny]: *mutters something again about people typing "loose" instead of "lose"...*

[Nimune]: As the owner of this arena, I humbly request that shade wolf reply, even if is with "I know you are, but what am I?"

[cobi]: i agree with nim'. any reply is better than none for it incourages creativity - and that is the name of the game my friends.

[Nimune]: not really, the name of the game is to point out what an idiot everyone else is

[cobi]: i stick to my opinion - creativity my friend

[Nimune]: believ what you like...

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: this is amusing

[Nimune]: why thank you. how did you come across it?

[cobi]: hey nim' , how come you are not showingus we are "idiots" in your own arena?

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: hopless romantics had it on the comments a long time ago. i think ill stay out of the way for now. every time i step in i get sat on. figurativly seaking that is

[Nimune]: It does not seem fair... here I take a managerial role, elsewhere I will destroy, and then there is this thing about inviting a fox among the chickens...

[cobi]: what was on the comments of hopless romantics?

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: the link to this place

[Nimune]: *sigh*

[Nimune]: must I?

[cobi]: say, if i post an insult sddressed to you would you reply [Nimune]?

[Nimune]: I most certainly would. Are you ready for it, though?

[cobi]: sure, it will take some time though cause i am being chased off my computer bymy siblings. but be prepared. this is going to be fun.

[Nimune]: *cracks knuckles, streches neck*

[cobi]: we'll start slow and easy

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: lol ths sho;uld be fun

[cobi]: hey [Filfaere T'sarran], you sound offended. i hope you were not serious about the rape thing, i am quite gullible so if you are noti will truly be relieved. and by the way, house information investigation is not a new thing you are welcome to do yhe same. i am not goimg to respond in the wiki unless you verify my fears.

[Filfaere T'sarran]: dood... yes, i have, but no, im not offended... its just that by best defense right now is to confirm your "insult"

[Filfaere T'sarran]: doesnt the fact that i can speak about it so freely tell you somethin? ive been through a lot of therapy to get this far, hun... dont worry about offending me... if i thought i was going to be offended, then i wouldnt be here

[cobi]: i still don't feel good about this. i am deeply sorry. it was unapropriat in the least. again, i am so so sorry.

[Filfaere T'sarran]: *thwaps him* keep going or ima boot you out for losing...

[cobi]: ok, i'll have a response up soon, keep your shirt on. oops :-D

[Filfaere T'sarran]: *slaps the shit out of him*

[cobi]: oh, you're going to be sorry for that slap. it is said "the pen is sharper than the sword" well, guess what's the relation of wiki writing to comment slaping?

[Filfaere T'sarran]: dont know, dont care.

[Shade Wolf]: Did I miss something?

[cobi]: Apparently you did.

[cobi]: you know, i came to the conclusion, that the greates insult is to have your insults be ignored or dismissed. isn't that amazing, how keeping quiet is more powerfulll than blabbing?

[SAHS]: Yup! Thinking the same thing myself.

[Shade Wolf]: Then I sure as hell beat you!

[cobi]: it is not the same to ignore an insult and to be so bewildered and cluless that you can not suply a worthy reply.

[cobi]: she got her insult in a second before i completed mine - that's not fair!

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: bewildered and clueless... you know that sounds kindof like me

[Filfaere T'sarran]: this is FUN!!

[Nimune]: yup, like a lot of us... excepting me, of course.

[Filfaere T'sarran]: right... and thats why you belong to the confused club?

[Nimune]: notice my title....

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: dazed and confused

[Filfaere T'sarran]: befuddled

[Nimune]: the title at the confused club...

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: much befuddled oh btw filfaere... cobi deserved to have the shit slapped out of him

[Nimune]: He's not that bad.... better than most, if you ask me...

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: yea... nbut youhave to admit that it was really funny

[cobi]: it was tragic!!

[Filfaere T'sarran]: Hehehe...

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: lol

[Shade Wolf]: Mate,your the clueless fool.

[cobi]: i was making a harmless comment on a poem and it turned out to be horribly right, i am not clueless i am unfortunate.

[Filfaere T'sarran]: -hugs cobi- Yes, he had no way of knowing that his insult, pathetic though it was, could have been correct...

[Shade Wolf]: Sorry to hear that,mate.Things might look up soon.

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: yep yep yep... ahhh so bored someone save me....

[cobi]: just enter an insult and we'll save you. myaahahahhahahahahah

[Shade Wolf]: *Sheilds Moonlight Kiss *

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: hehe no thanks i know what entering an insult will do...

[cobi]: what is that supose to mean?

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: you and the others in this room will thoroughly bash ,y confidence and so wonders for my self esteem.

[Nimune]: of course, it is our solemn duty to do so... *grins devilishly*

[Filfaere T'sarran]: -thwaps nimune- no, your solumn duty is to be befuddled god, remember?

[cobi]: our duty is to bring out the best of your creative insults my friend. and if you can't come up with something at least you'll give us a chance. this is all good prctice and friendly (odd as it may seem) insulting competition. and [Nimune] are you going to dignify my last "insult" with one of your own or should i just enter something that will portray you cowerdice further?

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: no its your duty to serve me when i take over the world... muahahahhahaha jk

[Shade Wolf]: Sorry

[Nimune]: I will not dignify that last attempt at revealing the faults in my character with a response. I will wait for something significantly demeaning to do so.

[Shade Wolf]: Lol,Nimune that'll be quite a long time.

[Nimune]: then why don't you slap something up there worthy of me?

[Shade Wolf]: Because I'm not your opponent.

[Nimune]: we are all your opponents. backstabbing and random babble are the bread and butter of this place, and I am the fine wine that washes it all down.

[Shade Wolf]: Don't you mean you're the ham?

[Nimune]: no, that would be the idiots (you) that constantly haunt the message box and are afraid of posting for fear of getting reamed and flayed and consumed by the standard people.

[Shade Wolf]: You give me too little credit.

[Nimune]: nay, I give you far too much coward.

[Shade Wolf]: I'll fight you here tommorow.

[Nimune]: I may not be here tommorow, but post it and I will try.

[cobi]: gets the picture and prepares to expose [nimunes]s weaknesses to the whole town to acknowledge

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: oookay... so that would be me? the shadow in the message box? sounds better than there... *points to insult room*

[Shade Wolf]: True enough.

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: Its scary out there.... *shudder* I SHOULD HAVE ME BF COME IN HERE AND BEAT U ALL jk... i am pretending to be one of the girls in me school.. hahahahahaha

[Shade Wolf]: I haven't done anything.

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: maybe you are smart.... hehe i know that i am being as smart as i can by not going out... ill hide in the shadows of the message box thank you very much

[cobi]: come on y'all, it's just friendly chat, there is no reasone to be afraid of the insult room, we'll be nice (NOT)

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: hehe... i think NOT... hehehe

[Shade Wolf]: Yeah I agree with M K

[cobi]: you are both chiken! paranoid chiken that is.

[Shade Wolf]: Yeah and your an asshole,lol. Just Kidding.

[Nimune]: come now, there is not that much with in this room, is there?

[Parlitore]: Holy cheese and crackers batman!!!

[Nimune]: where did this idiot come from?

[cobi]: which one? we seem to be surrounded by them

[Parlitore]: *smiles*..... idiocy must first be understood them implied... good to know you mastered such a wonderful attribute.

[Nimune]: nah, just any refrence to the '60s batman series sends me into apoleptic fits.

[Parlitore]: HAH... i love that masked muarader..... he is sweet

[Nimune]: he is an abomination. The real Batman was never even seen in daylight.

[Parlitore]: well..... i will give you that one.

[Nimune]: and that is just the most minor of beginnings. Bats never walked anywhere. He would never use a door to leave the comissioner's office, and villans had much cooler cars, even back then.

[Parlitore]: yeah well can't have everything.

[Nimune]: the point is, the least you could do is not refer to it the second you enter an arena where your soul could be flayed to ribbons in moments.

[Parlitore]: eh.. shit happens get over it sunshine

[Shade Wolf]: Children,children.

[Nimune]: That's what this arena is for, damn it! This is supposed to let the inner, depraved child free!

[Shade Wolf]: Must this all end in violence?(ignores Nimune's outburst)Ofcourse!

[cobi]: why, violence is the only answer *kicks [Shade Wolf] to a different zip code area*

[Shade Wolf]: *comes through a door in the floor*

[cobi]: steps on the door "accidently" and crushes shade wolf's fingers

[Shade Wolf]: *fixes fingers cursing and comes out of a door on the ceiling.*

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: *appears behind shade wolf and pushes her face first into the floor*

[Shade Wolf]: I'm a guy Dammit!

[Parlitore]: *smiles*....... now let the weird children of the world... run free!

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: haha... i couldnt tell....

[Shade Wolf]: *hits Rainbow*

[Parlitore]: *laughs* stupit rainbows.

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: *scratches Shade Wolf* no its not my eyes that are effected .... nor is it my brain......

[Shade Wolf]: You called me a girl. *eats rainbow*

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: *gives Shade Wolf a stomach ache so he throughs up* Ewwww that was disgusting... of course i did... i must be a common misake...

[Parlitore]: nice................... and stuff... i am a fella... just so people know.

[Shade Wolf]: *hands rainbow some clean clothes* Don't do it again.

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: *snatches the clean clothes and leaves to change*

[Shade Wolf]: Now. What is the next fight?

[Nimune]: there is no next fight. just get up there and insult someone who you think is beneath you and see if they respond

[Shade Wolf]: Ah,I see.

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: I'm baaaaaaak

[Shade Wolf]: *hugs Rainbow*

[Parlitore]: May the flees of a thousand camels invade your privates and infest your lives if you scare me...

[Nimune]: May a perpetual plague of pimples be placed on your pubescent probiscus!

[Parlitore]: beautiful!!!

[The Pink Panther]: Hey, Nimune, you're my inspiration! *bows*

[Nimune]: *blushes* Awwww, come on, it wasn't that great...

[Parlitore]: it was wonderful

[cobi]: ok, i have been absent for a while and i am gla to see things are warming up in this place.

[Nimune]: *cracks knuckles* time to move stuff around!

[Parlitore]: *falls asleep*

[Nimune]: *claps hands* admirable defense, Cobi, but can you hold on for the backlash?

[Nimune]: Many thanks, Ammy, much better, but now it needs to be scathing...

[cobi]: finally, this place is getting interesting

[Parlitore]: kinda sorta not really...

[SAHS]: ::applauds cobi's most recent insult:: Admirable, indeed.

[cobi]: coming from you, that's a real compliment

[Nimune]: careful man, pam's breasts are rumored to have computer controlled stablization for mid-flight balance.

[Phadrus]: admirable but long winded

[Shade Wolf]: LOL

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: bak bak bak

[Shade Wolf]: *hugs Rainbow*

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: *hugs* fun fun fun

[Shade Wolf]: *smiles* How are you?

[Parlitore]: and when the narcistic drivel of everyday erodes away into nothing, we shall rise to greet the new era of eternity.

[ElizabethBathory]: ima kill u

[Nimune]: trust someone with a name like that to cease English lessons and start annoying us with inane messages.

[Our Lady of Sorrow]: hey! take the insults above. *points to arena*

[Nimune]: It is my solemn duty to berate anyone without a modicum of intelligence. I made it my life's mission.

[cobi]: that and fighting the fight of the english language

[Nimune]: that, obviously, is secondary.

[Dark_Mystick_Elf]: how do u sign up?

[Nimune]: you don't. Just start watching, and insult at random. Be warned, if the insult sucks, you will get razzed, and if it is good, you will be flayed.

[cobi]: you make it good by being as bad as you can be - please be horrible

[Nonexsisting]: What is your definition of horrible?

[cobi]: it lacks a definition - feel free to be creative.

[cobi]: once [Nimune] will take a look at this last attempt he will put [Phadrus] in its place ( i have only one hand to type with so i'll save it fo wothy apponants)

[Phadrus]: Don't you mean opponents? And why will Nimune put me in my place?

[cobi]: wait and see. he has a habit of commenting on a specific fenomenon that's all i'll say for now.

[Phadrus]: What Phenomenon?

[cobi]: you'll see

[Phadrus]: Good luck waiting for him

[cobi]: if it'll take too long ( more than two days from now), i'll insult you my self, slander your name beyond recognition and all.

[Phadrus]: have fun

[cheesecake]: I have to try this sometime when I'm feeling more creative. Interesting stuff. Well, interesting enough to keep my attention for ,oh say, a minute. And that is a while for me.

[cobi]: i should get back to active insultin in here aswell. hey, [cheesecake] check out insult arena maybe you'll like it.

[easy_me]: ok..................... as any one being insluted then the pupsoe of this is wha? .. i didn't think so..

YOU HAVE NOW ENTERED AN AREA WHERE YOUR EVERY MOTION, EVERY WORD, EVERY THOUGHT WILL BE TURNED AGIANST YOU. YOUR PSYCHE WILL EMERGE SCARRED OR YOU MAY SIMPLY CURL UP INTO A LITTLE BALL AND SHAKE IN THE CORNER. YOU HAVE ENTERED THE ARENA OF...

CHAOTIC INSULTS

ATTN: ALL PARTICIPANTS REMEMBER THE RULE!

ATTN: ALL PARTICIPANTS
REMEMBER THE RULE!